Well, we have just the solution for you. Try… not giving a fuck!! Not giving a fuck improves your quality of life significantly by drastically reducing your capabilities of giving a fuck. Scientists have proven that the average human being gives 60 percent too much of a fuck about most daily activities.
Why worry about your finances, your health, your reputation, and the well-being of your friends and family when you can simply not give a fuck about those things!!
You’ll be able to do things that you never thought possible…such as:
- growing a mustache
- wearing sweatpants in public
- peeing on children, then yelling at their parents for trying to stop you
- having hookers for lunch everyday
- masturbating with stolen cheese
- and much much more…
Why give a fuck when you can NOT give a fuck? Just listen to these testimonies…
Cliff Baconcock (chair builder): I used to like chinese food, but now I don’t give a fuck.
Jon Lajoie (internet loser): Last night I drank two pints of gasoline and swallowed a box of birth control pills. For a couple hours I actually thought that I was Patrick Swayze. Not giving a fuck is awwwesome.
Steve (badass mothafucka): You want some of this bitch?
Jon Lajoie: No, no…you don’t give a fuck.
Steve (badass mothafucka): You want some of this bitch?
Jon Lajoie: No, you don’t give a fuck.
Steve (badass mothafucka): You want some of this bitch?
Jon Lajoie: Just, just say “you don’t give a fuck.”
Steve (badass mothafucka): Ah, you don’t give a fuck.
Jon Lajoie: Okay, nevermind.
Beware of imitators such as not giving a shit, not giving a cunt suck, and Nick Nolte. Call now and get a free picture of this guy who clearly does not give a fuck. Start not giving a fuck today because seriously, who gives a fuck?
Side effects may include daily wake and bakes, chronic masturbation, lack of motivation, and Marlon Brando.
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